Yield Management: The Art of Not Getting Caught

By Deputy Dan, Chief Yielder

Welcome to the Yield Management guide, where we teach you the art of subtly manipulating your surroundings to get what you want, without anyone noticing. It's not cheating, it's just creative scheduling.

Lesson 1: The Master Plan

We start by identifying your goals. Do you want more donuts in the break room? Do you need to 'accidentally' delete the boss's favorite chair? Let us help you create a plan to achieve these goals without getting caught.

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