Tip 1: Always Blink Before Entering a Zero-G Environment
It's just a good idea, trust us.
- Make sure you're not wearing any loose jewelry that might get tangled up in the gravity-free space.
- Don't try to blink at people while you're still in the acceleration chair, it's just not a good look.
Remember, in space, no one can hear you snicker at your own reflection.
Tip 2: Never Blink at a Zero-G Zero-Hour
We're not saying you can't have fun in space, but some things are just sacred, man.
- Respect the astronauts' space.
- Don't even think about blinking near the coffee machine, it's just asking for trouble.
Your mom would be ashamed of you if she saw you in that state.
Zero-G Blinking Blunders