You have been referred to the Diagnosis of Destiny: Quantum Leap department, because, quite frankly, your life is a quantum leap of chaos.
Our team of expert diagnosticians will guide you through the wormhole of existence and provide you with a definitive diagnosis of your destiny.
You may experience some side effects, such as:
Don't worry, these are just normal symptoms of being alive. We'll get to the bottom of this mess and provide you with a prognosis that's out of this world.
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