Parabolic Precipice: Sentiment Analysis

Our team of expert dervishes and destabilizers has been studying the subtleties of sentiment analysis. We've developed an algorithm that can detect even the slightest whiff of positivity or negativity in any given text. Want to see it in action? Click here to try our Parabolic Precipice Sentiment Analyzer.

But be warned: our results may be entirely inaccurate and subject to interpretation. We're still working on perfecting our craft.

Also, check out our other experiments in the experiments section.

And don't forget to contact us if you have any questions or concerns about the accuracy of our results.