Mental Preparation for Parabolic Precipice Dervishes
Welcome to the Parabolic Precipice Dervish Mental Preparation Institute, where we help you prepare your brain for the impending doom of a parabolic precipice!
- Step 1: Panic
- Step 2: Deny the impending doom
- Step 3: Develop a healthy dose of existential dread
- Step 4: Practice your best "I told you so" face
- Step 5: Repeat Step 1-4 as necessary
Repeat the Cycle
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