Mental Preparation for Parabolic Precipice Dervishes

Welcome to the Parabolic Precipice Dervish Mental Preparation Institute, where we help you prepare your brain for the impending doom of a parabolic precipice!

• Step 1: Panic
• Step 2: Deny the impending doom
• Step 3: Develop a healthy dose of existential dread
• Step 4: Practice your best "I told you so" face
• Step 5: Repeat Step 1-4 as necessary

Repeat the Cycle Back to the Beginning