Our Design Principles

Our Color Scheme

We're a fan of loud, obnoxious colors that scream "I'M HERE TO MAKE A STATEMENT!"

The Power of Neon

We love neon because it's the color of 'I'M STILL AWAKE AT 3AM, WHO NEEDS SLEEP?'.

The Importance of Black on White

Our black and white contrast is so sharp, it'll cut you.

See our favorite black and white design

Our Core Values

We value the things that matter most: loud colors, sharp edges, and a good nap schedule.

Be Bold, or Don't Bother

If it's not loud, it's not worth our time.

Learn from our bold examples

Sleep is Optional, But Not Recommended

Our team runs on a strict schedule of 4-6 hours of sleep, 12 hours of work, and 8 hours of 'what were we just doing?'

Read our sleep schedule manifesto

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