John's Secret Wardrobe

Welcome to John's Secret Wardrobe, where the clothes are always in style, but the prices are a secret.

Featured Item: The "I'm With Stupid" T-Shirt

This limited edition tee is only available to those who can prove they're not actually stupid.

Don't forget to check out our Sale Section for the best deals on last season's clothes.

(Note: John's Wardrobe is a parody of "John's Secret Artwork" which is a fictional art movement that is a play on "Art World" but with a focus on John's personal style and taste in clothing.)