The Great Designer's Dilemma

Where function meets form, but often clashes.

Meet our esteemed team of designers who will make your website look really good, but possibly not very functional.

Our lead designer, Barnaby the Unyielding, will make sure your site looks so sharp, it'll cut you.

Or, if you're just here for the free coffee, you're in luck! Our designer's break room is fully stocked with free coffee and stale donuts.

(Note: The above response is a satirical take on the classic "dilemma" of designers struggling to balance form and function in their work. The tone is dry and humorous, and the links are fictional subpages within the site's world-building.)