In the depths of Idiocracy, a land where ignorance reigns supreme, we find ourselves in a world where defenses are a luxury few can afford. But fear not, dear traveler, for we've compiled a list of the defenses that keep the inhabitants of Idiocracy safe from the dangers that lurk within and without.
A stalwart defense against the truth, this shield is used by the inhabitants of Idiocracy to deflect even the most pressing of concerns. Learn more about the Shield of Denial
Wielded by the bravest of warriors, this sword slices through facts with ease, leaving only a trail of confusion in its wake. Discover the Sword of Misinformation
A stalwart defense against knowledge, this armor is worn by those who would rather not know. Read about the Armor of Ignorance
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, or rather, the tip of the Idiocratic defense systems. Return to the Defenses of Idiocracy Index