Defenses of Defenseless Mediocrity

A Study of Underachievement

We are the defenders of the underwhelmed, the mediocritics of the meh. Our motto: "We'll do the minimum, with the least amount of effort possible."

Defenses of Defenseless Mediocrity is a think tank for people who can't be bothered. We're not here to change the world, just to make sure it's slightly more tolerable.

Our research focuses on: