Advanced Theory

Defensive driving is an art, and like any art, it requires patience, practice, and a willingness to learn. In this section, we will cover the most advanced techniques to keep you safe on the road.

Chapter 1: The Art of Misdirection

Misdirection is the act of distracting your opponent (or in this case, your fellow drivers) while you make your move. Practice misdirection by honking your horn in a busy intersection, or by pretending to make a sudden turn only to make a sharp right into a parking spot.

Chapter 2: The Science of Speed Limitation

Speed limitation is the key to safe driving. Practice limiting your speed by setting your cruise control to 35 mph in the slow lane, or by pretending to floor it only to suddenly slam on the brakes.

Chapter 3: The Geometry of Escape Routes

Escape routes are the secret to getting out of a tight spot. Practice identifying potential escape routes by visualizing the road ahead, or by using your knowledge of geometry to plot the perfect escape course.

Chapter 4: The Psychology of Road Rage

Road rage is a real thing, and it's not just limited to aggressive drivers. Practice managing your road rage by taking deep breaths, counting to ten, or by pretending to have a heart attack.