Lesson 1: The Classic "I'm Late Because I'm Not Late" Defense

When in a meeting, simply say "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early."

Lesson 2: The "My Dog Ate It" Defense

When in trouble, blame it on your dog. It's classic.

Lesson 3: The "I Wasn't Here" Defense

Just pretend you were never there in the first place. It's a real crowd-pleaser.

Lesson 4: The "I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining" Defense

A classic. Argue your point, then claim you're just explaining.