In a world where everyone's an expert, it's hard to know when to say sorry.
That's why we've created the Defenses of Justification 304: The Art of Apologizing.
Saying it wasn't me is just one of the many defenses we offer.
I didn't mean to is another popular defense, perfect for when you really meant to.
It wasn't my fault is great for when you're really not sure what happened.
And don't forget, someone else is badmouthing me is always a classic.