Defend Yourself with Style: Limited Edition Marketing Tricks

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By clicking "I Agree", you acknowledge that you are a true champion of marketing trickery and are willing to risk being judged by the marketing gods.

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Disclaimer: Our Limited Edition Marketing Tricks are not actually limited edition. They are, in fact, the same old tricks that have been around since the dawn of marketing.

But hey, who needs subtlety when you're trying to defend yourself against the crushing ennui of modern life?

Side effects of using our Limited Edition Marketing Tricks may include, but are not limited to:

- Increased risk of being judged by your peers

- Decreased risk of actual human connection

- Higher risk of needing therapy

More tricks to come Even more tricks to come Tricks so advanced, they'll make you question the very fabric of reality