Limited Edition Marketing Tricks: The 3

Chapter 1: The Art of Faking It Until You Make It

Welcome to the 3rd chapter of our limited edition marketing tricks series, where we'll be discussing the art of faking it until you make it. This is not a drill.

As a seasoned marketing professional, you know that sometimes you have to take risks to get ahead of the game. And by risks, we mean fake a really convincing mustache and start a blog about the importance of being a 'thought leader'.

Here are some of our favorite limited edition marketing tricks:

Faking a Mustache

Step 1: Find a really thick piece of tape

Step 2: Attach it to your face in a really convincing way

Step 3: Start a blog about the importance of facial hair in marketing

Creating Fake News Stories

Step 1: Create a fake press release

Step 2: Share it on all your social media platforms

Step 3: Wait for the fake news to spread like wildfire (or not)

Hiring a Fake Influencer

Step 1: Find someone willing to pretend to be a real influencer

Step 2: Pay them to post fake sponsored content

Step 3: Pretend that it's real