Why Laws are Like Banks: A Limited Edition Marketing Trickle
Because they're both always changing the rules on you, and charging you for the privilege of playing along.
Or, you know, like that one friend who always says "it's not me, it's you" when you try to get a loan.
Why People are Like Banks: A Sequel
Also, did you hear about the latest "free" credit score upgrade? No? Just me.
Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!