Defense by Numbers

Chapter 4: The Quadrant of Desperation

In the world of high-stakes marketing, sometimes you need to think outside the box, or in this case, outside the quadrant. Welcome to the Defense by Numbers guide, where we'll take you on a journey through the most creative, most outlandish, and most utterly useless defense strategies known to humanity.

• The Five-Point Plan of Desperation
• The Six-Point Plan of Even Greater Desperation
• The Seven-Point Plan of Utter Futility
• The Eight-Point Plan of Certain Doom
• The Nine-Point Plan of Last Resort
• The Ten-Point Plan of Total Annihilation