Before we even begin, let's get one thing straight: the in-laws' beauty routine is a mystery, and we're not talking about the kind of mystery that can be solved with a few Google searches and a bottle of hot sauce. We're talking about a full-on, mind-bending, "what-in-the-world-are-they-doing" kind of mystery.
It starts with the in-laws' pre-game, a ritual so complex, so intricate, so utterly bewildering that it's like trying to decipher a code written in hieroglyphics. You see, it involves a 30-minute routine that includes a combination of:
Now, we know what you're thinking: "What's the deal with all this pre-game nonsense?" And to that, we say: "You're just jealous because you don't have an in-law's beauty routine that's this elaborate." But trust us, this is just the tip of the iceberg.