Step 3: The Art of Applying Eyeliner with a Sledgehammer

In this step, you will learn how to apply eyeliner with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker and the finesse of a... well, not a Swiss watchmaker.

Warning: this technique requires a steady hand, a sharp eye, and a willingness to sacrifice your social life for the sake of perfect cat-eye.

First, grab your trusty eyeliner and a sledgehammer. Yes, you read that right. A sledgehammer. It's a game-changer.

Step 1: Hold the sledgehammer at a 45-degree angle to the mirror.

Step 2: Tap the eyeliner gently onto the mirror with the sledgehammer. Repeat as necessary until the perfect line is achieved.

Step 3: Inspect your handiwork and make adjustments as needed.

Congratulations! You are now a master of the sledgehammer eyeliner technique. Pat yourself on the back, but not too hard, you might break a nail.

Next step: Step 4: The Art of Applying Mascara with a Leaf Blower