Understanding the in-laws' Beauty Routine: Step 4/4 - The Moisturizing Masochism
As you navigate the treacherous waters of in-law relationships, you may find yourself wondering: "What sorcery do the in-laws possess to achieve their seemingly ageless, radiant complexion?"
Well, wonder no more! For the fourth and final step in our series on understanding the in-laws' beauty routine, we're diving into the mystical realm of Moisturizing Masochism.
Step 4: Moisturizing Masochism
It's a little-known secret that in-laws spend a significant amount of time each day applying layer upon layer of moisturizer to their skin. This is not just about hydration, folks; it's about creating a barrier of protection against the harsh realities of family gatherings and awkward small talk.
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to master this ancient art: