Step 2-1: Now that you've accepted your fate and acknowledged your partner's significant other as the ruler of the house, it's time to learn how to navigate their beauty routine without losing your mind.
Tip #1: Learn to recognize the different levels of eye makeup application:
- Level 1: The "I just rolled out of bed" look (one swipe of mascara)
- Level 2: The "I'm trying to impress my Tinder dates" look (three swipes of mascara, a dash of lip gloss)
- Level 3: The "I'm about to give a TED talk" look ( full face of foundation, expertly crafted cat eye)
Tip #2: Develop a system for remembering the 17 different types of hair product the significant other uses:
- Shampoo
- Conditioner
- Hair serum
- Leave-in conditioner
- Deep conditioning treatment
- Hair mask
- Root touch-up spray
- Color spray
- Styling cream
- Hairspray
- Styling gel
- Styling mousse
- Thickening spray
- Volumizing powder
- Hair oil
- Heat protectant
- Straightening serum
- Curly hair gel
- Texturizing spray
Tip #3: Practice your minimalist skills: be able to identify which 5 products the significant other uses every morning, without asking for help.