Disclaimer: Not Actually Limited Edition

Or so we claim. Our lawyers are still on the way.

By visiting this page, you are agreeing to the following:

• That our product is not actually limited edition.
• That our marketing team is actually just making it up as we go.
• That you will still buy it even though it's not limited edition.

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're not getting the real deal.

What are we even doing?