Decoding the In-Laws' Beauty Code

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According to our sources, the In-Laws' Beauty Code is a complex algorithm that calculates the exact number of times they will compliment your haircut within a given time frame.

Here's a breakdown of the code:

Variable: Haircut Frequency (HC)

HC = (number of times they've seen you with a bad haircut in the past) + (number of times they've seen you with a good haircut in the past) / 2

Variable: Compliment Threshold (CT)

CT = (number of years since last complimented your haircut) + 1

When HC > CT, a compliment is issued.

But wait, there's more! The code also takes into account the following variables:

Variable: Haircut Length (HL)

HL = length of time since last haircut in inches

Variable: Compliment Frequency (CF)

CF = number of times in-laws complimented your haircut last week

The final result is then calculated as follows:

Compliment = HC * (CT + 1) + CF * (HL / 100)

Subpages:

Learn how to optimize your compliment frequency or Understand the in-laws' compliment language