Our limited edition marketing tricks are designed to confuse and disorient the competition, much like a lawyer trying to explain a contract to a toddler.
But don't just take our word for it. Here's a list of what the lawyers want:
Our lawyers have mastered the art of making even the simplest concepts sound like they're written in a secret language. It's like they're trying to confuse you on purpose.
Read more about Subpage 1Our lawyers have a PhD in finding the smallest print in the contract and making it the most important thing you read.
Read more about Subpage 2Our lawyers have a magic wand that makes any warranty seem like it's actually a good thing.
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