Using Queueing to Create Demand: The Marketing Trickery

Step 1: Create a sense of urgency by releasing a limited-time offer that will never end. Because, you know, who needs actual scarcity?

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Step 3: Offer a special promotion to those on the 'waiting list.' You know, to make them feel important. Like, you're not just some soulless corporate drone, but a valued friend, who's just being kept on ice, awaiting their moment of triumph.

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Step 4: Make it look like you're selling out, even when you're not. Like, just because you can.