Defense 101: Being Loud

Chapter 2: The Art of Scream-Saving

As a defender, your primary goal is to be LOUD. Not just loud, but LOUD. Like, REALLY LOUD.

Imagine you are walking down a dark alleyway, and suddenly you're confronted by a group of ninjas. You need to be LOUD to scare them off.

So, how to be LOUD? Here are some tips:

• ประกScream at the top of your lungs until the ninjas retreat.
• Use very loud voice, not just loud.
• Don't be shy about using your Really Reeeeeely loud moves.

ประกStay tuned for more Defense 101 chapters!