This is the most over-the-top marketing stunt you'll ever see.
We spent an entire prophets' salary on focus groups, surveys, and research. We even consulted with a team of highly-paid, yet utterly useless, experts.
But the real magic happens when we throw away our research and just make stuff up as we go along. It's like a beautiful, cringeworthy dance.
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