Defense 303: Limited Edition Marketing Tricks

Marketing geniuses at their finest! Introducing Defense 303, our limited edition marketing tricks.

These tricks are so good, you'll be wondering how you ever lived without them. But wait, they're not just tricks, they're:

Don't Ask Questions

Fake it 'Til You Make It

Pretend You Are the Expert

Lie to Me

Defense 303: Limited Edition Marketing Tricks - because who needs honesty when you can have sales?

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