The Mystery Box is a defense mechanism like no other. It's a box that's full of... well, mysteries. And also some slightly-less-mysterious things like a toaster, a VHS player, and a taxidermy rabbit wearing a top hat.
You've probably been here because you've been accused of something. Maybe you're a time-traveler, a reality-bender, or just a general nuisance. Whatever it is, we've got a Mystery Box to sort you out.