Defenses Against the Incomparable Fjord

We're the designer defense team, here to safeguard the world against the unrelenting menace of Fjords. These aren't your average, every-Friday-night-Fjord. No, no. These are the kind that come with an arsenal of existential dread and an unquenchable thirst for destruction.

Our defenses are the best in the business. Or, prophets. We've got:

1. The Fjord-Repellent Shield: A 4' high, 3' wide, and 2' thick barrier of pure, unadulterated terror.

2. The Fjord-Swiping System: A highly sophisticated network of laser-guided Fjord-distracting diversions.

3. The Fjord-Sniffing Squad: A crack team of highly trained Fjord- detection specialists.