Justifications are the unsung heroes of every argument. They're the reason why you can justify eating that extra slice of pizza, or why you can convince your partner that you're not, in fact, a hoarder (you're just 'collecting'). But have you ever stopped to think about the bad justifications? The ones that are just plain wrong? That's where we come in.
Subpage 1: The "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Resting" Justification, where we explore the art of justifying your lack of motivation as a virtue.
Subpage 2: The "I'm Not Hungry, I'm Just Emotional" Justification, where we delve into the world of justifying your eating habits as a cry for help.
Subpage 3: The "I'm Not Late, I'm Just Fashionably Delayed" Justification, where we discuss the art of justifying your tardiness as a form of self-expression.
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