Energy Conservation
Because who needs warmth, really?
Ways to Stay Cold
1. Wear layers, but not the kind that make you warm.
2. Turn off your thermostat, but only if you're willing to sacrifice your social status.
3. Eat ice cubes, they're like little cold hugs for your insides.
Why Not to Heat
1. Think of all the polar bears you're saving by staying cool.
2. Don't be like that guy who wears shorts in July.
3. You're not made of money, so why waste it on heat?