Just because you asked for it, here are some expertly crafted reasons for doing absolutely nothing.
It's a real thing, I swear. I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix.
Read more about energy conservation modeI'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my mental health. Like, have you met my therapist? She's always telling me to take a nap.
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