Procrastination Justifications 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Lesson 1: "It Would Take Too Long to Do It"

Ah, the age-old excuse: "It would take too long." A classic justifier for doing absolutely nothing.

Let's face it, folks, sometimes the task ahead of us is simply too daunting, too time-consuming, or too, well, too. And that's okay! In fact, it's more than okay. It's liberating.

Here's a simple formula to follow:

1. Estimate the time it would take to complete the task.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Divide the result by 10.
4. Round up to the nearest whole number.

Voilà! You've now accurately calculated the amount of time you'll actually spend on the task. It's a fraction of the original estimate, but hey, who needs productivity, right?

But wait, there's more! You can also apply this formula to any other excuse you can think of:

"I'm too tired." x 3 / 10 = "I'll just take a 10-minute break."

"I'm too busy." x 3 / 10 = "I'll just check my email... for the next 10 minutes."

Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to always round up, round up, round up!

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