Procrastination Justifications

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Justifications

• I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy. Read More About Energy Conservation
• Research shows that taking breaks improves productivity. I'm just ahead of the curve. Break Time: A Proven Concept
• I'm recharging my batteries. It's a real thing, Google it. Learn About Rechargeable Batteries

Advanced Procrastination Techniques

• The 4-7-8 rule: 4 hours for scrolling through cat videos, 7 for reading Reddit, 8 for browsing memes. Master the Rule of 4-7-8
• I'm not procrastinating, I'm just in research mode. There's a fine line between the two. Procrastination Through Research

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