Urban Cover Agents

We're the ones they call when you need to cover up a crime scene, a messy divorce, or an awkward family reunion.

Our agents are trained in the art of concealment, deception, and distraction.

Need help covering up a questionable tattoo from a night out? We've got you covered.

Or maybe you just need to disappear for a while? No problem, we've got a network of secure, undisclosed locations.

Check out our locations for your next cover-up.

Or, if you're feeling particularly crafty, try our cover-up kits for the DIY enthusiast.

Remember, a cover is not just a cover, it's an art.

Or is it just a bunch of lies?

Either way, we've got you covered.

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