Chaos Theory Warehouses: Paradoxical Discounts

Our paradoxical discounts will blow your mind!

You'll never know what you're getting, but you'll love the surprise!

Coupon: Buy 5, Get 1 Free! (But not really)

Don't worry, you'll never know when or if you'll get it!

But hey, it's free, right?

Because sharing is caring, and also because we're trying to drive you mad!

Cut out the middle man! (But not really, because we'll still charge you extra)