Welcome to New Ugly Architecture, where form and function are overrated. We specialize in designing structures that are so hideous, they're... um... "eye-catching"? Our team of experts will work with you to create a building that's sure to turn heads (in a bad way).
Ugly Ideas
Some of our ugliest ideas include:
The "Cement Sock" - a building shaped like a giant sock, because who needs functionality, anyway?
The "Giant Pink Pincushion" - because who doesn't love a good pincushion?
The "Tent-acle" - a building that's just a bunch of mismatched tarps held together with twine and duct tape.
Ugly Buildings
Some of our most notable creations:
The "Cement Sock" - because we said it was a good idea at the time.
The "Giant Pink Pincushion" - it's a real conversation starter.