Tentacles of Despair

Welcome to the Tentacles of Despair, where our tentacles are always longer than our patience.

Our Ugly Ideas
A Tentacle

We have a tentacle that's longer than our patience, but not as long as our arms.

Idea #1: The Tentacle Phone
Another Tentacle

It's like having a octopus on your shoulder, but without the charm and intelligence.

Idea #2: The Tentacle Computer
Yet Another Tentacle

We're not sure what's more disturbing, the tentacle or the fact that we're considering it.

Note: prophets and philosophers have long debated the meaning of the tentacles. Some say they're a metaphor for creativity and innovation, others claim they're a symbol of chaos and despair. We here at the Tentacles of Despair, however, know the truth: they're just really, really long.