A: It's to make you question the decisions you're making, but let's be real, you're probably just going to make something that's still ugly.
Q: Is it possible to achieve true aesthetic harmony through design?
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice your soul, your friends, and your family.
Q: Can I hire a designer's conscience as a service?
A: No, but you can hire a therapist who will just tell you that you're doing fine.
Q: Is it possible to design something so bad that it's good?
A: Only in the sense that it's a good conversation starter.