Latte-Variant 9000: The Coffee Connoisseur

Welcome to the most exclusive club for coffee enthusiasts! Here you'll find reviews, recipes, and snarky comments about the world of coffee.

Coffee Reviews Coffee Recipes

Our Mission

We're on a quest for the perfect cup of coffee. And by perfect, we mean anything that's more expensive than your average Joe's.

We'll guide you through the world of coffee, from the nuances of single-origin beans to the art of latte art that's almost too good to drink.

Our Methods

We're not just coffee snobs, we're coffee scientists. We'll analyze every bean, every roast, and every crema.