Q: What is Latte-Variant 9000?
Latte-Variant 9000 is a top-secret coffee machine that brews lattes at the speed of thought. It's like a supercomputer, but for coffee.
Q: How do I use it?
Just stare deeply into the glowing red eye, and your desired drink will manifest before your very eyes. Don't ask us how it works, we're still figuring it out.
Q: Can I use it to make tea?
No. This is a latte machine, not a tea-variant machine. Don't even think about it.
Q: Can I use it for nefarious purposes?
Only if you're willing to sign the Non-Disclosure Agreement in blood. We're watching you.