Where the art of code meets the science of over-engineering
Our patented Binary Bloat technology ensures that every line of code is a masterpiece of unnecessary complexity.
Side effects may include:
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to overheating of CPU
- Unintended side effects due to unforeseen interactions with parallel universes
- Temporary loss of sanity due to excessive use of ternary operators
Feature 4: The Infinite Recursion Engine