Recipe #1: The Mystery Meat

A classic. Or is it?

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of leftover regret
  • 1/2 cup of stale despair
  • 1/4 cup of disappointment, finely minced
  • 1 tablespoon of apathy

Instructions:

  1. Preheat your heart to a state of utter hopelessness.
  2. Mix all ingredients until a uniform greyish color is achieved.
  3. Serve in a bed of regret, garnished with a side of "what could've been".