Recipe #1: The Mystery Meat
A classic. Or is it?
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of leftover regret
- 1/2 cup of stale despair
- 1/4 cup of disappointment, finely minced
- 1 tablespoon of apathy
Instructions:
- Preheat your heart to a state of utter hopelessness.
- Mix all ingredients until a uniform greyish color is achieved.
- Serve in a bed of regret, garnished with a side of "what could've been".