Because, you see, the universe is just a giant machine, and everything that happens is just a predetermined outcome. It's like, totally not a surprise at all!
So, go ahead and blame your parents for everything. It's all their fault. They're the ones who programmed you with a bad haircut and a love of reality TV.
But don't worry, the Quantum Mechanics are on their way to ruin everything for us too.
Want to learn more about the deterministic life cycle? Here's a whole section on that.
Or, if you're feeling particularly fatalistic, you can check out our section on the inevitability of it all.
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