Diagnostic Report: "You're a Mess, but we're here for it."

Clinical Notes:

We've taken a gander at your digital footprints, and let's just say, you're a bit of a mess.

Your Mom's Calling Card

Diagnoses:

Based on our expert analysis, it appears you have a few... issues:

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Caffeine Overdose

Social Anxiety Disorder

Binge Eating Disorder

Recommendations:

We recommend taking some time to reflect on your actions, and maybe, just maybe, consider a hobby or two.

Meditation Mondays

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