DIAGNOSIS PAGE

Sorry, you're experiencing symptoms. We're here to help you figure out what's wrong.

Choose a category:

Symptom-Based Diagnoses

Number-Based Diagnoses

• Random Person with a Cold
• The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
• Lucky 13: The Diagnosis of Doom

Or, you know, just ask us if you're feeling really bad.

Our Diagnosis Methods:

1. Symptom-Based Diagnosis - We'll ask you a million questions, you'll get a million answers.

2. Number-Based Diagnosis - We'll give you a number, you'll get a diagnosis.

3. Both-Based Diagnosis - A little of both, because why not?

		Disclaimer: Our diagnoses are not medical advice.
		Also, we're not really sure what we're talking about.