ProcrastinationProbs: The Primary Tension
Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for the sweet release of doing absolutely nothing? Look no further! ProcrastinationProbs is here to help you avoid your responsibilities with the utmost ease.
Our patented (totally not patented) ProcrastinationProbs System ensures that you'll never have to think about what you need to do, because, let's be real, thinking is hard.
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Video Games - because who needs human interaction when you can play with virtual characters?
TV Binge - the art of watching an entire season in one sitting, with minimal brain activity.
Snacking - the ultimate excuse for not doing anything productive.