You are experiencing symptoms of Diagnosis-Adjacent Syndrome (DAS). DAS is a rare but highly contagious condition characterized by an intense longing to read Wikipedia articles about obscure medical conditions.

Common symptoms include:

• Becoming fixated on the etymology of words like "syndrome" and "diagnosis"
• Developing an unhealthy fascination with 19th-century medical texts
• Spending hours on end scrolling through medical journal archives for the sake of "research"
• Unwarranted use of medical jargon in everyday conversation

If you're experiencing any or all of these symptoms, seek support and camaraderie from others who suffer from DAS.

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