Diagnosis: The Treatment Plan

Our diagnosis team has carefully crafted a treatment plan tailored to your unique brand of existential dread.

Step 1: Acknowledge the Futility of Life

Recognize that, in the grand scheme, your problems are but a fleeting moment of cosmic indifference.

Click here to continue to Step 2: Learn to Live with the Impending Doom

Note: Please do not try to escape through the air vent. They are not actually air vents.